isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
