"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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