We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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