I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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