Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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