I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize