thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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