You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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