When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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