I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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