Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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