The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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