But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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