Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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