Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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