He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Are we still banned from the library?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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