its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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