I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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