On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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