My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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