I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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