I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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