so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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