If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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