Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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