I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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