I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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