what if I'm pregnant?
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i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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