Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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