ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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