Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
im holly from the hills drunk
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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