Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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