Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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