ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
