He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
this beer tastes like vomit already
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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