id be glad to
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
tell me about the fingering
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