ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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