yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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