i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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