the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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