He disabled his match.com account in front of me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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