rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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