I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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