btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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