Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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