tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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