nut hugger
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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