Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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