But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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