used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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