When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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