she looked like the before picture.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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