Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Randomize
