So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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